Bait
In an effort to sucker you in, I offer several episodes of my book here. You'd better be careful though, because I'm going to do my best to hook and reel you in.
My first effort is ... Autoway Floyd
Not hooked yet? Let me wiggle this one in front of your nose ... Ice Cream & Cake
If you've made it this far without taking a nibble, I'll better try more serious bait ... The Head
Okay! Okay! Just one more. But I'm going to throw everything in my tackle box at you this time. Try this one ... The Babysitter Story
If I haven't pulled you into my boat by now, there's no hope ... I'm packing up my stuff and I'm going home.